Meta faded

Drunk, high and buzzed off a vape. The next level after cross faded.

Dude, John at the party last night had 4 shots of vodka, a view bong hits and vaped the whole time. He was meta faded.

by Tyga the Creator August 8, 2017

joshua fahey

Sexy

DAYM HE IS SO JOSHUA FAHEY

by OBESEWALRUSS April 18, 2018

dummy faded

Dummy Faded is a condition in which someone gets so high that they are actually becoming uunintelligent and slow because of the copious amounts of drugs or substances that they consumed

Tom: Bro I just smoked like 10 blunts now I'm "dummy faded "

by Conflictdiamond May 5, 2018

Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

Pretty faced mother fucker

My girlfriend

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker
Her:love you too cock head

by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Two-faced

People who are two-faced will always be asking if they can put their ballz in yo jawz which is a very strong indication that they are LGBTQIA

"Bro srsly shut up I need to complete my maths homework"

"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"

"Dude stop actually"

"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"

"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"

"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"

by AtomicBr3ath August 25, 2021