faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 11, 2014

Faux-liage

Plastic or silk plants used in place of real ones.

Karen's redecorated the apartment in a jungle theme! There's faux-liage from (insert chain store here) everywhere. At least she can't kill plastic plants!

by CathieT March 10, 2021

Faux-tend

The act of logging onto a zoom meeting but not actually being at the meeting.

I don’t really want to go to the meeting so I am going to faux-tend.

by RachelRoxxx September 16, 2020

faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.

They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!

by madam333 January 22, 2011

faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.

i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!

by grinde7 April 04, 2008

I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Faux Prep

Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize

Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight

by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021