fester

A retarded ugly ass guy. Origin from Uncle Fester from Festers Quest on the nes.

Fester is locked in the girls bathroom again.

by JBee May 6, 2004

fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.

Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!

by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014

Festered Cheerio

A rotting asshole, a suppurating anus.

Lick my festered cheerio

by Diddygaruk April 3, 2006

Fasted

-verb
1. To get fucking wasted. 2. The White person's equivalent to getting crunk.

Tonight we're all going to get fasted at the party.

by danjoe October 16, 2010

farter

A person who procrastinates or cannot finish a task in a timely manner. Someone who farts around.

We've been here two hours,stop being a farter and let's go!

by Alchemex May 9, 2008

fasteddie7

eddie bailietti HUGE FAG!!!!!!!!!! wow why does every1 hate this kid! someone needs a life!!!

" im eddie the massives FAGGOT!"
" i hate eddie no one likes him!"

by I HATE U EDDIE July 28, 2003

Fater

A self-professed Fan of a sports team who seems to actually Hate that same team. Fan + Hater = FATER. This person is most likely employing a defense mechanism against the sting of defeat by being so down on everything the team does. The largest collection of Faters can be found on message boards devoted to their favorite team. After big wins, Faters cite overwhelming evidence that it was pure luck. After tough losses, Faters crucify the players and coaches. Invariably, Faters hate the team's star player the most.

Fan: Hey man, big win for the team last night!
Fater: Yeah, they got lucky.

Fan: We won by 30 points.
Fater: Yeah but it should have been 40. "Star player" is awful and he shoots too much.
Fan: He shot 60% and scored 35 points.
Fater: Yeah, but did you see how long his shorts were though? We are never going to win a championship with shorts like that. We probably won't win another game all year.

by dawgfan91 December 14, 2010