Late Night Espresso Run

Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.

Jen just went on another Late Night Espresso Run, should see her in an hour or two.

by Mac13 January 12, 2009

Lex Express

The powerful group that controls the destiny of various podcast hosts. They have controlled certain wrestling universe's with their power and control over things. They are dedicated to the legacy of Lex Luger. They are the most powerful troll group in wrestling history

The Lex Express took down Don Tony again, man they are powerful.

by Lex Express January 24, 2013

Pink Lady Express

A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.

Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.

Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.

Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!

by D-train1990 March 16, 2010

expresshole

A person who attempts to check-out more than nine items in the express lane of the grocery store.

"Other lane, Expresshole!" said the angry shopper.

by yecart_13 January 6, 2009

weiner express

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

by Jessica L December 14, 2008

Orient Express

When you are pulling a train of entirely Asian guys. Or in layman terms an Asian gang bang.

Few adult features highlight The Orient Express.

by CptnBlood November 7, 2012

The Choclate Express

After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance

Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...

Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?

by mikethekilla August 12, 2009