homo erectus

A sexually aroused gay man.

Yo, there's a homo erectus in the bathroom, you better not go in there right now.

by despacitoneighborino March 1, 2019

Homo Erectus

The extinct type Homo Erectus was a now extict type of primate and the pre-predecessor of the Homo Sapiens (the human form, we are today)

The Homo Erectus went extinct simply by being too lazy

by brightphoton April 22, 2019

female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas

hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(

by ilyguelas April 23, 2019

Homo erectus

Despite common opinion many homo erectus still survive today memebers of the species include:

Mike Ashley

John coats
Joey essex

Cam kirkham
Everyone in the world named kieth

Fuck me look at him, bloody homo erectus him like

by Johnny riddler May 31, 2019

hulk erection

The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.

"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "

by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019

Homo Erectus

An ancester of the Homo Sapiens who used to have a nice, chill life.
Homo Erectus specially enjoy spraying graffitis on cave walls and sexually pleasing themselves while watching some good Homo porn.

Hey, you wanna know why they call me "Homo Erectus"? ;)

by Pepino Man August 1, 2019

lip erection

A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.

As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.

by Sh4von April 3, 2020