Engrish

The language someone speaks when the suck at English.

Engrish speak I do.

by Word_God November 7, 2018

English 101

English for noobs and the chinese

Person1: Did you take English 101?
Person2: sorri englis no gud i am a chinees

by kebabpenis69 October 20, 2019

English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019

enguish

A word usually used as misspelling of the word English.

Used as a insult usually due to misspelling of the word.

“Hey, are you going to Enguish?” “Nah i'm going to English, not Enguish.”

by Used under the Mantle February 7, 2021

english Vermillion

When one wishes to be fucked in the ass

I am a big fan of an English vermillion

by Bon_gwater December 5, 2021

Britamerican English

English that contains aspects of both British and American English such as spelling, pronunciation and usage. Today, both British and American English are in use. Even the same person may use British English sometimes and American English at other times. To spare English such a British-American hodgepodge, Britamerican English will certainly come in handy.

Will Britamerican English see the light of the day sometime in the future?

by uttam maharjan December 6, 2011

Chopstick English

This is when an Asian pertucularly a Chinese person speaks English with a Asian accent.

Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.

by Yukov Lukich 333 July 19, 2017