emilio bellistri

hes short but insane at sports like bamskwetbawll. hes a nice guy but sometimes is strange.
he makes awesome videos but they are very underated.

person 1: imma 1v1 u emilio bellistri
emilio: bet

later...

person 1: holy f*ck how did you beat me 1092-2?
emilio: lol

by Theo. L October 29, 2023

following.emiliesimps

smells really bad and is very stinky so stinky make me have diarrhea and fly to the moon and explode

following.emiliesimps make me explode because I flew to the moon with diarrhea

by stinkyfartpoop July 13, 2021

Smol Emilia

A Really short mf from re:zero. Mf smaller than the smallest thing in the universe.

Shit it’s smol Emilia you can barely see it.

by Smolemiliaisshort August 25, 2021

Tone Emilie

“Tone Emilie” Also known as “Obsessive Marvel fan” Is an good friend, caring, loving and funny. Tho if you ever interrupt them studying, you will lose an finger or two. If you ever meet an Tone you should
1, Offer it some ice tea
2, Give it an Bucky Barnes blanket
3, Make an Marvel all nighter

And 4, Give it some of Maia’s Mothers famous Pasta <3

“Oh have you seen that one obsessive marvel fan?” “Oh do you mean an Tone Emilie?”

by Maia bang September 5, 2021

Dr. Emilia

Dr. Emilia is a woman who does not like listening to people. She is genuinely smart and pretty but she treats others like pawns more than people

"I met someone today who brushed off my concerns about their safety, she was a total Dr. Emilia"

"My sister hates taking constructive criticism, she doesn't believe she can be wrong. She is a Dr. Emilia"

by Snackleggg June 28, 2020

Emil

Emil,Emil means little fucker he will watch porn then beat his meat thinking about his girl. He will find any chance he can to attempt to rape a turtle and will not stop,they will hunt you down and beg you to play fortnite but here's the thing don't trust em because about 2minutes later he will go bum lick one of your best mates whilst watching porn sly passio-only made for banters

I got bum fucked by a Emil on fortnite
Oh shit be careful they can strike at any momment

by Twitchaids May 13, 2019

emile

she’s literally the most drop dead gorgeous in the world. she has the best sense of humor. she will always be there for you when you need to talk. she never lets you down. she’s a bit shy at first but once you get to now her she’s super outgoing and funny. if you have an emile in your life keep her, she’s a blessing.

guy: holy shit emile is gorgeous

by oakjy March 2, 2019