emergency shower

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.

"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."

by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009

EmeraldMike

A youtuber that stated his channel in Mar 25, 2017 and does different types of gaming content

Have you seen EmeraldMike's new video

by emeraldmike December 13, 2019

imaginary emergency (IE)

A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.

The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!

by Softhand July 20, 2008

McNugget Emergency

A pseudo-emergency that is only important to the individual in "distress".

See Latreasa L. Goodman of Fort Pierce, Florida after her meltdown in a McDonalds and the subsequent telephone calls to 911.

Mr. Smith experienced a McNugget emergency when his document refused to print.

by Wangdang March 3, 2009

emergently

Its urgent and an emergency. It can be used interchangeably with the word urgently. If urgently doesn't come to mind, EMERGENTLY is the word to use!

My aunt had to be operated emergently!!

I had to go to school emergently!

by the so called blond chick August 22, 2011

state of emergencry

the deep feeling of helplessness during a tragic crisis in your life, where all you really want to do is cry.

"Did you hear that John's house burnt down, his girlfriend left him, and a drunk driver rear-ended him, completely destroying his car? I guess you can say he's now in a state of emergencry.

by pol pot head September 5, 2011

EmeriKKKa

a creative name for america that is now racist. when did it become cool to be racist.

its has always been cool to be racist. EMERIKKKA!

by nick alvinator October 8, 2004