checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

by will March 31, 2006

emailitudeishness

'E-"mAl-"tyüd-ish-'nes
Function: adjective
Etymology: electronic aptitude
1: Proficiency in the creation and/or editing of cleverly written witty emails. 2: Ability to communicate profound ideas concisely and with clarity without the constraints of appliation-based spell checking and outside the bounds of proper grammar.

"Andy's apparent lack of emailitudeishness was the reason he could not pick up on the gist of the correspondance."

by vala July 24, 2008

Email battle

An exchage of email (typically business related)communication characterized by increasingly inflamatory, antagonistic, or sarcastic commentary. Generally, the battle ends when one participant becomes too angry to continue without using profanity or threatening physical violence.

Wade started an email battle with me today when I emailed he and John and asked them to work on their collections. He must be experiencing his monthly flow.

by El Jefe (the true El Jefe) September 5, 2011

emait

the act of taking a shit and sending an email when the other person does know that you are shitting

i was emait my friend after chili night

by vvvvvvbbbbbfgdgdggdgdgdgdgdgdg February 7, 2014

Eman

A boss that has a big black dick that every girl loves sucking and stuffing in her pussys

I love an eman

by Suck my dick in that mornin November 28, 2017

email

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

by Max April 11, 2004

email dump

a) your personal emails that are specifically " dumped" on the media, by someone betraying you, in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.

if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if email dump-definition a)- will be used by that "someone" to "torpedo you underwater" decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career

by Sexydimma January 28, 2021