Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent January 13, 2008

Douchebagger

Someone who "bags" douches. Douchebaggers prowl the streets keeping douches in their place. They target douches that seem to be disturbing others with their blatant douchebaggery. After the douche has been put into submission, it is common practice to hogtie them and dump them in a nearby river or dumpster.

Douchebagger #1: Hey man, see that douche over there in the Hollister shirt and the sideways baseball cap?

Douchebagger #2: Yeah, what a douche.

Douchebagger #1: Let's bag him!

Douchebagger #2: Hell yeah!

by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010

douche baguette

a female version of a douche bag

"Geesh, I can't believe she fucked you over like that! What a douche baguette!

by Loreinski April 11, 2009

Hipster Douchebag

A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.

Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.

by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 4, 2010

danke douche

parody of a nazi saying "thank you"

Gerhard: "Geshundeit"
Fritz: "Danke Douche"

by andy1 December 18, 2003

Douchebag

Someone who slows the learning process down of the entire world. Demanding to be loved, Arrogance, dishonest, pretentious, self-absorbed, pussy, little bitch, two-faced, hits women, acts familiar and then trashes a person behind their back, standoff-ish, trendy/conforming, uses other people, no direction in life, negative, destructive to those around him, unintelligent, likes 'secrets', the game you just lost

Half the people in Atlanta, GA are douchebags.

by Family Plot August 16, 2008

MEGA DOUCHE

Mega douche is someone who has exceeded all expectations of the common douche. One who has reached such a level of douchiness that people would rather play in traffic than deal with that person.

Man, look at that crane operator he's such a mega douche why did they send him out here, he should go under a rock and die!

It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.

Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE

by your sister 69 me January 9, 2010