Drunk Noms 

When you're drunk and just getting out of the club/bar and you get something to eat like pizza or McDonald's or poutine and eat it whilst drunk.

Let's go get some drunk noms

Drunk Noms by daahsatan March 6, 2015

drunk pissing 

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.

Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"

drunk pissing by luciferous March 30, 2015

Drunk one 

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

Drunk one by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

drunk-pile 

When a group passes out from alcohol consumption all in the same place resulting in a pile of drunk body's.

Damn dude...that's a big drunk-pile.

Dude, I woke up in a drunk-pile this morning.

Dude, I think I passed out in a drunk-pile last night.

drunk-pile by Cyrus_1 September 12, 2016

Drunk Walrus 

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

Drunk Walrus by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017

drunk funk 

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

drunk funk by JimHolt April 8, 2017

drunk on love 

To be so in love you start acting like you're a happy, giggly drunk

Natalia and Anna were so drunk on love they couldn't stop laughing and they were all over eachother

drunk on love by Depressedcroissant May 9, 2017