Diddlepoop

That stuff you seem to collect deep in your closets or at the bottom level of your garage that you categorize somewhere between crap and treasure. It can often be found as well at the bottom of drawers in old chests and in the corners of attics.

The old guy down the street brings home a pickup truck full of diddlepoop from the flea markets every weekend.

by Mad Macgog December 16, 2025

Glinky-Diddle

The last bite of bread left after you get done eating a hot dog.

No one ever eats the Glinky-Diddle

by briibrae July 5, 2011

strobe-diddle

When half your strobe light bar is out on an ambulance,police car, or fire truck.

The ambulance that just drove by has a strobe-diddle. The same rules follow as for a padiddle

by emt girl February 16, 2012

dipper diddle

A clueless person who believes they are at the top of the social pyramid but tend to near the bottom. Often times they are a new student, freshman, or sixth grader.

Martha thinks she is so cool because she is from Kentucky but she is just a dipper diddle.

by chocolate tree December 13, 2014

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016