crockpot diaper

A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.

My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.

by rsablue December 22, 2024

Diaper Taco

The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women.

Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.

by Mebegebo August 30, 2012

White trash diaper

A garbage bag used as a diaper to prevent your friend or loved one,who is a notorious bed wetter, from pissing on your couch in their sleep. The bed wetting is usually a result of excessive fluid consumption.

Dude, Timmy made me wear a white trash diaper after I pissed on his couch the last time I crashed at his place.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Afro diaper

When a child has so much shit in their diaper that the entire diaper is the size of an Afro from a black man in the 70’s at the disco

Yo, my 3 y/o had an afro diaper last night. It was lit.

by Tiny Meat Gang November 5, 2017

Diaper Dan

A saying referring to someone young and or new that is really good at something.

Diaper Dan maybe new to the game but he plays like a pro.

by anonymous July 15, 2022

Poopy diaper challenge

Someone’s who FUCKING awful at what they do.

holy shit, you’re SUCH a poopy diaper challenge. emilie and anna says

by daddydiaperchallenge September 26, 2025

Diaper Genie

A husband or Spouse that asks a shitty wish from one another. Usually a parent with years of dealing with kids asking for junk.

Hunny Babe do you think im a " diaper genie" or what?

by Gee Coutur February 24, 2025