Text Deficiency Syndrome

A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes

Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.

Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"

Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."

Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".

by JcCongo March 9, 2010

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=

the link to urban dictionary words

person 1: im sending you a link to urban dictionary
person 2: cool
person 1: *types urbandictionary.com/define.php?term= word that person 1 is sending*
person 2: cool

by poipeoplepersone February 27, 2022

Definatley

The true idiots misspelling of definatly, itself a misspelling of definitely.

I definatley need to hang a piss.

by BunglesMcFungus August 26, 2010

Nigger (21st century definition)

A douche-bag of any color, religion, or sexual orientation.

Look at that red-neck nigger and all his welfare kids!

Nigger (21st century definition)

by Bobbi31 July 17, 2016

LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder

Lazy disorder that is associated with not doing any activities.

I went to the doctor and told him that I sit at home all day on the couch in my boxers and he diagnosed me with LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder.

by Wild Bor December 27, 2008

Name Definition

It's often a stuffy, full of crap definition made up by some geek hundreds of years ago. If the name Chastity meant "one of pure action" in the 1600s, today it means, "hot-ass stripper who swings on a pole." Name definitions change with the way society interprets them. Old name definitions are worthless.

Hey Jayden, I used the namememes website to look up your name. While it says your name means "warrior of justice", it also says the average person finds your name pretentious and douchie. I guess your traditional name definition doesn't mean shit!

by sundownr01 December 29, 2011

definistrate

the act of being thrown through a window

the man watched the gang (definistrate) the punk to a painful death nine storeys below

by Bella_pit January 6, 2006