daddy rizzo

The best daddy a princess can have

I love my daddy rizzo!

by maybeyourejustgay April 11, 2016

Daddy Dilker

1. The male equivalent of Mommy Milkers.

2. A large penis

"Wow, that guy is definitely packing a daddy dilker."

by Zeckimus April 15, 2021

moustache daddy

A dashing middle aged man with an impressive moustache

Did you see Quinton at the bar? He’s my moustache daddy

by Det. Michael Scarn January 28, 2023

Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"

Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?

by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015

Daddy McFaddy

Somebody who is short and pudgy (usually male) slips in and out of slippery situations. Usually could be found running around without a shirt, covered in lube and spreading it upon others.

We all had to run out of the locker room when we saw daddy McFaddy enter covered in goo and slime.

by Krooty June 25, 2018

Daddy Rothbart

The absolute ultimate man of pleasure and laction, bread from the finest of weed bundles and bathed in pure butter. He is the ruler of all those devine and holy.

His butt can fit so much butter.
So much butter.
B u t t e r.

His nose, cremated in devinity and elongated through the snortion of cocaine, has the power to curse the soul of all those ungodly enough to say h e c k.

Can drink at least 5 laxatives while being an absolute sex demon

Daddy Rothbart looked at me and I shat my pants -uwu

by CarlWheezerGodOflactation&shit October 21, 2020

platonic daddy

An older spicy man in your life that is nurturing and caring like a daddy / daddy dominant, but not in a sexual way. You are cared for by this man, but you don't have sex with him. He may cuddle you, or perhaps choke you as a friend.

Jason Momoa / Khal Drogo is my platonic daddy. I just want him to care for me while I braid his hair and feed him.

by Daddy Deep Dick ™ October 23, 2017