Order Dessert

A Sly way to ask if a person is gay or not.
usually used online and is an alternative version of “do you listen to girl in red”

hot guy: hey
you: hi, do you, you know, order dessert?🥺
hot guy: yeah...i do

by gawkgawk100:3 May 6, 2020

Ranch dressing

Makes salad worth eating

I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing

by BillB8s December 24, 2013

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

Dressage

Ballet for horses.... the most refined and difficult horse riding out there... great to watch. If dressage was cheap and easy, it would be called western

A: so i went to a dressage show this weekend. Those horses are amazing!

by seriouslyrita October 27, 2008

Dessie

A beautiful, tiny woman who doubles as portable entertainment. A good person inside and out. She love's pink and puppies. More energy per square inch than any other human in existence. She's the bees' knees.

"That Dessie, she's a firecracker!"

by Dilophosaurusrar February 4, 2010

Dess

What all Brampton caddies are 🤮🤮

Brampton girls r dess (shit)

by yuhhhgetme June 16, 2018

Dessy

A girl who looks like she is 20 and really 11. Also a girl that has a older looking boyfriend usually named Nathon. And Nathon is a verry tallented boy normally.

Dessy is sexy and hot as ass

by theb0mb.c0m May 15, 2018