Cutting a Pineapple

Making up a saying without telling your friends what it means and laughing to confuse them, when in reality, it doesn't actually mean anything at all.

Matt, do you know what cutting a pineapple is?

Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>

by Shutupimgonnakillyou February 5, 2010

Cutting the log

After taking a big shit thats very lengthy then stand up and peeing on it trying to cut it in half. From South Park

Kenneth tried to cutting the log but failed.

by BigHardDump December 12, 2012

Cuntie

A endearing term for the lil bitches in your life. Not quite a cunt, but worse than just a bitch.

Mary: God...he is being such a cuntie today

Kylie: Yeah fuck that lil cuntie

by MMMBop69 April 15, 2015

Culties

A group of girls, most of whom have known each other since preschool, who tend to have the same habits, behaviors, activities, and ideas, yet who are all truly unique.

The Culties went to iHop for breakfast yesterday, what a surprise!

by culties January 29, 2009

Cuttin' Up

ACTING sloppy/floored/trashed after a few drinks, generally to gain attention or try to seem cool. This often results in your bro's getting pissed.

Guy 1: Dude is Jay fucked up? We've been here for an hour.
Guy 2: Na dude, he's cuttin' up so hard. I watch that bitch have 3 beers and that's it.
Guy 1: Fuck him dude, we're not bringing him anymore. He's embarrassing as shit.

by GirlsTokeLax November 30, 2011

Cutting Ass

An act where an individual engages in self harm in their nether regions.

Nadine: bro, did you see edriss?
Sadaf: no? What's wrong
Nadine: he's cutting his ass in the bathroom mirror.

Edriss: THOSE ARE MY STRETCH MARKS!
Nadine: we saw you cutting ass!

by AssCuttingProvention.org October 4, 2018

cutting

When you can't afford quality weed but you can afford a sharp knife.

Smoking weed is less lethal for you then cutting is. Therefore, you should choose smoking weed over cutting because if you cut the wrong artery or lose 30% of your blood, you can go into cardiac arrest. Weed makes you hungry and tired and makes your eyes redden. Which would you choose?

by IAmRonPaul April 7, 2014