crumbed

When someone sneezes crumbs at you

dude1: *sneezes*
dude2: Dude you crumbed me right in the face!

by Maimz November 3, 2009

Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

Dropping crumbs

When one crackersplains so much they leave a trail of crumbs everywhere

Mandi's quit crackersplaining, your dropping crumbs everywhere.

by Prince Vamp November 16, 2020

Crumb

A giant turd

I crumbed on ur carpet

by srygrndma October 21, 2018

An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

Crumb

1. Someone who is being the worst

"Clare is such a crumb"
"Clare is the worst" "Yeah she's an absolute crumb"

by Beachbabie May 19, 2015

Corporate Crumbs

The minimal amount of money you get busting your ass for a large corporation that ultimately gets 99% of the profit without doing any of the work

Dan-Hey you got 200 dollars on your paycheck this week
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.

by The realest99 August 27, 2018