ass cloper

A man with a certain urge to butt-rape you.

Get away from me you ass cloper!

by Bob Dirty Sanchez January 3, 2004

L + Bozo + Ratio + Fatherless + Cope

Lennon Barfoot

Look! It's Lennon Barfoot. L + Bozo + Ratio + Fatherless + Cope

by LennonBarfootHasNoDad May 10, 2022

cope session

An unpleasant task that you would prefer to put off, or that you have put off, such as major cleaning, organizing, bill-paying, or even a sensitive discussion in some cases.

"Dude, look at this place. It's a disaster! You need to have a serious cope session in here."

by Pissflaps McNulty2 September 26, 2006

cooper smithing

to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed

being a total fag who is psyhic is cooper smithing

by TheBigAsian69 May 12, 2011

Clopen

To close and then open the following shift. More severe on the weekends due to the later close. Typically involves complete sleep deprivation and a certain punchy giddiness that may or may not wear off during the course of the shift.

The redhead was scheduled to clopen for the fourth time in a week and she was a hot mess.

by OlDirtyBruno September 14, 2013

Copenhagen Tea Bag

A tampon that is dipped in a mix of Copenhagen chewing tobacco and water, and or hard liquor. The user will insert this dipped tampon in to his or her anus.

"Dude i am looking to get way buzzed, but regular dip doesnt do it for me anymore."
"Man, you gotta try the Copenhagen Tea Bag. It will really mess you up."

by Dip Master Flex February 18, 2014

Copenhagen Doubleshot

While receiving a blowjob, just prior to climax, spit a steam of chewing tabacco on your partner's face, then ejaculate on their face as well.

Brian felt used after Rory pulled a Copenhagen Doubleshot on him last night.

by White$69 June 28, 2017