text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018

Whipping the cream

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

by elmacko October 16, 2012

Ghetto cream

Theme fat tubs of ice cream

Wow that’s a lot of ice cream
Me no that’s ghetto cream

by Brandon8716 November 3, 2020

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 1, 2011

Honey cream

When you ejaculate on a bee hive

Holy fuck he honey creamed, run before you get stung !!!

by Ligmaballs123456 July 24, 2018