Crash B's

When people get mad sex because they win a world record.

When Jim got madly crash b'd by jill

by Scott July 23, 2004

Crash out

Another synonym for "debased" or "cringe" similar to debased, it is used as an adjective for someone who's made poor life choices

Person 1: You heard what Ian did?
Person 2: Yeah man, straight crash out behavior.

by vordhostwl October 13, 2021

Twat Crash

To have a twat crash: To totally freak out, either in anger, panic or fear.
or
To crash one's twat

Jonny had a total twat crash when he discovered somebody had urinated in his glass of Mountain Dew.

When Royston saw the word 'WANK' painted in big red letters on the bonnet of his mum's car, he crashed his twat.

by winky mcwilly September 27, 2006

crasey

A man who will probablly have a liver disease by the age of 24. A man who loves tits so incredibly much.. and who is definatley a dickfor. And a man who is infamous for clapping his testacles against his legs making a loud clap sound.

Dude, I wish I could pull off a crasey, but it makes my balls hurt.

by Raustin February 8, 2010

crash

when you have feelings for someone but you don’t want to date them.

i have a crash on you

by raccooon;) August 11, 2019

Crash

1. Mainly, what iSketch will do to you if it hates your sorry ass. Especially if you're on an iBook.

2. To fall asleep, especially for a long time or after a lengthy drive. See the Wavy Gravy book. Somewhere in there. About hot water, scaling a mountain, and red ants.

3. Basically, the system is down.

If fscking iSketch crashes one more time I swear I am going to stalk the administrators and disembowel them in their sleep.

After a long night of raving, Nick realised how stupid and uncool he was for tying a glowstick around his penis and dancing to "Cotton Eye Joe." He went back to his room and crashed. The next morning, Nick killed himself.

See Strong Bad E-mails.

by Emmuh, some kind of lemon September 17, 2005

crash landing

When a man completely smashes a woman's box. (see smash box)

Aidos: Hey Krystal, why are you walking like that?

Krystal: I had a crash landing last night!

by Aidos December 31, 2005