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Urban Crap Shack

The action of shiting in one's shoes
My dam dog gave me a Urban Crap Shack
by LongTinJohnson October 5, 2012
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missile crap

When you are about to crap and you fart at the same time and launches the crap so fast that the water splashes and hits your legs
I just took a missile crap and it made a tsunami
by Danny reeves June 27, 2014
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saras capri-sun vodkas

saras capri-sun vodkas

A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017
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Gemicorn/Caprini

Gemini and Capricorn partners are intellectually and spiritually made for each other. This is a ship that can and will sail the highest if these two amazing Zodiacs come together. Not many people acknowledge them as a couple because they're opposite signs, but honey, Opposites Attract. #Gemicorn #Caprini
Susan: Wow! Their personalities suit each other so well. I wonder what their Zodiacs are..

Lucy: Oh You didn't know? Hiba Maz is a Gemini and her future husband Kim Taehyung is a Capricorn

Susan: Ooh. How wonderful!! Their ship can be called Gemicorn/Caprini
by Hiba Maz September 1, 2018
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Oversized Capri-Sun

The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy1: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
by Knee gears April 7, 2019
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I lost my crap-petite!

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.
Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!
by devin1994 December 18, 2013
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Blowing my crap

You keep blowing my crap whenever they are around.
by Omar Mohamed January 20, 2019
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