cappie

a derogatory word used to refer to a capitalist; the opposite of commie.

Arrrgh, look at all the homeless people! Those dirty cappies just can't live without people in poverty, can they?

by PBJelly6 November 9, 2024

Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.

In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!

by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024

Cappie

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpi/

A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.

Person 1: I heard John is recommending a new biotech stock. He might be onto something."

Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.

by Erequoisèlobie August 6, 2024

Crapper Snapper

That Crapper Snapper is dripping like a creamy clam chowder.

Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.

by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024

CrappingMaw

Someone who has a habit of having naked people sit on their face and eating their shit

Person 1 "At least I am not a CrappingMaw"
Person 2 "You can't say shit you lick Crapping Maws"

by Thou AnalSharter May 3, 2024

crapple

An uncommon sarcastic/derogatory slang term for regular golden apples (aka "gapples") in Minecraft, often used by players to emphasize their inferiority compared to enchanted golden apples (aka “god apples” or “notch apples”).

Nah this kit server lets you go in with a stack of crapples every time

by Requirments April 30, 2025

Cappie

Derogatory slang for someone who's capitalist, or the opposite of a Commie, derotagory slang for someone who's communist.

Mikhail: That bastard Cappie won't have a single hour of hard labour in his life.

by France Is Terrible May 19, 2025