An absolute bitch boy who stays inside his room all day when we want to have a good time. Always too busy playing video games with his twink friends. He is the pinnacle of gay
Person1: Yo do you know Crandall?
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week
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