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Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.
She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.
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Counterize

Liverpool under attack and now they’re on the counterize
by Mo4bobbi March 5, 2021
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bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.
Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.
by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017
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Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.
Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"
by Najzi December 2, 2021
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Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.
"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."
by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017
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counter rizz

/ ˈkaʊntə ɹɪz / noun, adjective, verb

The psychological process designed to capture the victim's sense of guilty pleasure by implementing a derivation of 'Reverse Psychology' commonly used in the fields of:

1. Rizzology
2. Quantum Rizzics
3. Rizztraining Practices
"He just counter rizzed them by cheating on his girlfriend! he's such a player!"
by cccclllll November 16, 2023
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