something corporate

A band whose name describes every fiber of their musical being.

I want to go to their Italian villa in Rome and throw a brick through the the window of their Maserati, the rich fucking bastards.*

*I'm not sure about the villa, but I'm sure they have one.

by Deathfuckingmetal May 8, 2005

Corporate

Noun. A hipster slang word that describes someone or something to be mainstream or un-exclusive.

Hipster 1: hey, do you like Iron and Whine?

Hipster 2: don't be ridiculous they turned into corporates ever since they had a song on the twilight album.

by Morehipsterthanholly March 12, 2012

Parathon Corporation

Parathon Corporation, currently the number one corporation in RuneScape. Holding games, events, branches/businesses, and more join the Parathon Corporation today! Helping the RuneScape community one step at a time, "Welcome to the World of Parathon!"

Parathon Corporation is opening today!

by Parathon Administration March 12, 2008

corporate whore

one who is dedicated to their job. working long hours taking no yearly vacations

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.

IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Corporate Takeover

When a corporation buys a smaller corporation, or proprietary with the possibility of increasing it's profitable revenue. NO IT ISN'T DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESSES, THE SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS OPT TO SELL THEM TO CORPORATIONS, SMALL BUSINESSES STILL PROVIDE MORE JOBS THAN LARGE CORPORATIONS IN THE US. STOP BITCHING WHINEY LIBERALS.

The whiney liberal with no business qualifications makes the assumption small businesses are being "railroaded" by corporations when they fail to realize MOST CORPORATIONS STARTED OUT AS SMALL BUSINESSES! FUCKING RETARD!

by Japanadan February 7, 2006