rye cooder

1. contemporary guitar player, organized the recording of Buena Vista Social Club

2. A cooder of unusually rye quality

I must say, her cooder was one of the ryest I've ever seen.

by Vance, of the Trifecta April 25, 2004

Dj Cook fan

A kid (squeaker) or teen who likes to play fortnite or roblox.

imagine being a Dj Cook fan

by Googer Kid January 4, 2021

Cockdump

The origin of this word is english, derived from the words cock and dump. The birth of this word happened when the semen of my anger swam to the egg of my humor. I need not elaborate. The literal meaning of this word is wasted sperm, so when you call someone a "pile of cockdump", it's the emotional equivalent of taking a nice big shit on whatever illusion of worth they possess. The other use of this word behaves much like the word bullshit, or the singular word shit, depending on the context.

1st meaning: Susan, if you believe that getting knocked up at the age of 16 is an achievement, then I'm not even sorry to say that you are cockdump.

Hillary Clinton is cockdump.

2nd meaning: Halo 3 was absolute cockdump. ICP is cockdump.

Guy 1: I got laid lastnight.
Guy 2: You and I both know that's a load of cockdump.

by DoctorShithead October 13, 2008

Matthew Cook

Matthew Cook is generally an annoying person, He thinks he is top shit but in reality he is just a slave who massages all the Ryan's backs.

Hey look! He is massaging someone. It must be a Ryan and a Matthew Cook

by BOBTHESCAFFOLDER September 14, 2020

Cockdocker

One who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock. When you are a cockdocker you dock cocks. The exact opposite of cockblocker.

Thanks for the cockdock last night bro, I ended up getting it. You deserve the cockdocker of the year award.

by cockdock January 10, 2010

Dane Cook

A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.

"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album

by Quaff May 8, 2008

Dane Cook

The funniest douchebag on the planet.

From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.

by Injectable August 8, 2008