by Glitterfart December 6, 2018

by stefany084 June 28, 2006

by sobesurfer January 16, 2015

a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.
Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.
Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010

by Eeklepussy December 28, 2020

Say, have you met Bill?...he is a hairstylist, probably gay." "No way. Bill is straight, strictly for the coochie."
by JP_Mack December 21, 2010

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.
by gray_bossman September 13, 2019
