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Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.
John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.
by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011
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QuanShrektom Computer

the Most Powerful Computer ever Designed
Impossible to build due to lack of Shungite
Im so close to finishing my QuanShrektom Computer, i just need some Shungite
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020
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Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
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sleeptime computing

The technology of being able to use your computer in your sleep, By making you dream of using said computer

Mostly famously used in hypnospace outlaw, A game that is revolved around the technology of sleeptime computing even one of its track is named after that
Persona 1:Wow sleeptime computing is amazing, I can now sleep while I use my computer
by GlobboGlobby July 15, 2022
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Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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analog computing

A form of computation done by a machine through the use of continuous variable physical forms of energy such as electricity, pressure motion represented in a way analogous to the quantities to the task.
Analog computing has more accuracy than digital computing.
by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022
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Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.
Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened
by la dave October 28, 2022
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