Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.

Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened

by la dave October 28, 2022

Computer-19

COVID-19 but on your laptop

My computer is broken. I think it has Computer-19

by Lillllllllllly March 2, 2021

Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

by Hưng September 19, 2021

physical computing

when you get mentally physical over a screen, with another person. in other words getting naughty over text.

me and dan did some physical computing last night.

by the all knowing ball sack February 12, 2019

computer error

haha got you lol

computer error is when your computer makes a poop

by alalalallalalalallalalalalala May 24, 2021

analog computing

A form of computation done by a machine through the use of continuous variable physical forms of energy such as electricity, pressure motion represented in a way analogous to the quantities to the task.

Analog computing has more accuracy than digital computing.

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022