Ass Coma

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.

by itsarcher91 January 21, 2021

Andrei Comanescu aka GMAN

A cioara proasta who likes to smoke jokers as much as he likes to suck dick

Oh look over there, it's Andrei Comanescu aka GMAN
Gman: Cioara proasta Eugen

by Clar nu cioara December 7, 2021

Rose Coma

The state of unconsciousness that occurs after using a rose clit stimulator toy to completion.

Her man thought she was out cheating, but she was home alone and put herself into a rose coma.

by JustJoshTX April 4, 2022

Kush Comad

waking up after a nice night of smoking your favorite herb and having that brain delay/fog discombobulating you for the next few hours

Bob: bro i was kush comad so bad this morning i almost switched lanes into another car

Jerry: no way man, the same thing happened to me after smoking that key lime pie

by Goofy69321 June 22, 2022

Big Comfy Couch

I used to watch this every day in the 90’s as a kid on PBS every morning. Sigh, those were the days…so much simpler

Big Comfy Couch - I used to watch this every day in the 90’s as a kid on PBS every morning. Sigh, those were the days…so much simpler than today.

Loonette and Molly and her dollies. I don’t remember how it goes…lol. I’m in my thirties.

by Death Menace September 19, 2023

Post Coital Coma

The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.

I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.

by FredAstair June 15, 2019

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020