When a guy throws up in front of a girl at a wild party one night, and then makes out with her at the next party
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Get the Colton mug.refering to all males that are incredibly fat annoying and repulsive that no one likes. they are the scum of the earth and should be erradicated. commonly their faces a plauged with acne and the remains of their last meal due to their poor hygien and 3rd grade table manners. they play themselves off as cool but in reality they are nothing more than incompitant and very insecure.They are also equipt with a small penis comparable to a 7 year old and balls like a squirrel. they will undobtetly die loney in a cave with a large empty bottle of hand cream and chafing on both hands.
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likes to lie about getting nudes. He actually just googles them and sends them to his friends so they think he can actually get girls....truth is he can only get niggers! he thinks he is good at baseball and will go pro... what a sad hopeless dream.
by colton clark October 17, 2016
Get the colton mug.1. A gender confused male, who prefer shorter woman. Often with tiny genitals.
2. the act of homosexual anal penetration
3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal obscenities.
2. the act of homosexual anal penetration
3. Refers to guys who are incredibly annoying and douchy. Coltons are excessively squeaky and enjoy hitting on other people's girlfriends. This usually results in the Colton getting his ass kicked. Coltons give off a pungent odor and stains his pillows black. Just looking at a Colton compels most people to violent bursts of verbal obscenities.
by dolpha November 17, 2009
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Dude: "Anyone know where I can find an enormously unfulfilling slice-of-life webcomic?"
Bro: "Yeah, check out Questionable Content. Come for the fake problems, stay for the lame, all's-well-that-ends-well story arcs that are resolved with no problems at the end of a week."
Bro: "Yeah, check out Questionable Content. Come for the fake problems, stay for the lame, all's-well-that-ends-well story arcs that are resolved with no problems at the end of a week."
by Anony)ous November 7, 2009
Get the Questionable Content mug.a person with a tiny penis and cannot get any girlsand cannot write and doesnt even know how to tie his shoe and is a chode Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.
look its tiny penis keller i wanna suck his chode lol Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.
by billy chode April 17, 2017
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ur such a colton
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