doomsday clock

The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.

In 1984, the doomsday clock was at 3 minutes to midnight.

by Gann June 3, 2006

Clockwork Orange

A object (or person in the case of the movie) which appears normal on the outside but is completely artificial on the inside.

In the case of the movie A Clockwork Orange, Alex appeared to be normal after his treatment but since he is incapable of chosing evil and is therefore forced to chose only good, he's humanity is in question.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

australian alarm clock

this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.

Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008

Time clock tough guy

An employee or employer on the clock who would never have guts to act or say such rude things off the clock.

Can you believe how hostile Keith acts towards new employees? If he said those comments off the clock he'd be clocked. He's definitely a time clock tough guy.

by YooJoe1 January 8, 2014

I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

by Moocowsy July 2, 2009

clock blocked

when you can't get to a web page because your computer or mobile phone is too slow or has a poor connection and all you get is a spinning clock.

I needed to look up the restaurant's phone number but I was in a dead zone and I got clock blocked every time I Googled it.

by RobynG November 16, 2010

clockday

International holiday celebrating the clock crew and there accomplishments. Clockday is held every year on August 15, this day was chosen because it was the day B passed judgement and became part of the portal...

clocks celebrate clockday by submitting clockday themed flash to newgrounds.com.

HOLEY FUCK CLOCKDAY IS SOON!!!111, bettar start werk on mai flash.

by peyoteclock July 7, 2005