Clean as a slip

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.

my butthole is clean as a slip

by cumball January 7, 2023

Gross Cleaning

Cleaning large/important items but ignoring the finer details.

Our gross cleaning includes

- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.

- Doing our bed.

- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.

- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).

Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)

- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.

- Cleaning electronics.

- Cleaning the sides of our desk.

- Washing the Floor.

- Using broom or vacuum.

- Washing windows.

- Any other long duration cleaning task.

Alex- I can't focus on my studying with this room so dirty.

Ramen- Maybe we should clean.

Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.

Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?

Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.

by iinventedthisword97 May 13, 2014

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013

clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

Cleaning the refridgerator

A euphemism for masturbation; Origin: my brother was told to clean the fridge but instead went in his room to beat off...

Oh, great... Bobby is cleaning the refridgerator again.

by Starkgarean June 5, 2018

clean press

The act of roasting the shit out of someone

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!

by Butters29890 February 15, 2017

Clean Dick

(n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.

Tara: Was giving him a blow job bad?
Alex: No, he has a clean dick. It was actually pretty awesome.

by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017