Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

Brand Clean

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.

by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022

Tweaker Cleaning

The act of vigorously deep cleaning something or some place while high or appearing to be high on methamphetamine or other stimulant.

I'm sorry I haven't got back to you about the power drill I have for sale. I started looking for it and ended up tweaker cleaning my entire basement.

by JessLoveAlways November 17, 2020

Barrel Cleaning

The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.

"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."

by Drakesens1 April 23, 2014

clean elijah

Me

I’m clean Elijah

by Wolfie the titan February 13, 2021

Clean as a slip

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.

my butthole is clean as a slip

by cumball January 7, 2023

Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.

Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.

by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008