chub nudge

When in the middle of the night you roll over to your girl (or guy) with a hard on and put it in the middle of their back hoping they are DTF at that moment.

Hey sorry about the chub nudge you last night, I was ready to go but I guess you were in a deep sleep.

by Richard Dickins August 19, 2017

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Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up

Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub

by Jami e June 26, 2016

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(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

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Chub

An endearing term used to refer to the fungi which contains the psychedelic compound of psilocybin. Chub is more commonly known as 'shrooms'.

This term can be used as a noun, verb and less frequently as an adjective.

Evidence suggests that the ancient pagan and early christian societies of Ireland used Chub at spiritual ceremonies and communal celebrations. Chub continues to be used to this day by many people living on the island of Ireland for its psychoactive properties.

Noun ---The beautiful rolling hills of Clare are speckled with Chub from September to November.
Verb --- Once the group had set up camp they prepared some Chub Lemon shots and chubbed till the sun came up.
Adjective -- A wonderful way to enjoy Chub is to let it soak in lemon juice for between 10 and 30 minutes to break down the mushroom, producing a more intense trip which hits faster but doesn't last as long. This is known as a 'Chub Lemon'

by theclaredruidsociety October 12, 2020

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