chris

sweet. gentleman. brown hair. brown eyes. funny. cute. sexy. intelligent. hot. nice. amazing. chick magnet. talented.

Girl 1): He's cute!!!
Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris.
girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes!

by ualiemeehc May 16, 2010

chris

a fag w/ no friends usually sit at home and playes w/ his sisters friends

chris: hey guys wanna hang out
friend: hahaha u make me laugh , NO

by Ryryjafsebs January 11, 2008

chri chri

A person who docks dogs.
singular: means there can only be one Chri Chri
Chri Chri can only get consent from doge before he sticks his huge monster cock inside doge's foreskin

Man, you see Chri Chri over there he just Chri Chri'd all over doge

by ChriChriIsMyBitch September 25, 2019

chris

The most amazingly awesome guy to ever live on earth. He always knows how to make me smile and can make me laugh no matter how I'm feeling. He always knows just what to say and when to say it. He has the most amazing eyes that are a mix of green and brown. He has long curly black hair and is extremely sexy although he doesn't see it. He is like the sun, always warm and happy. He is always so kind, generous,loving, funny, smart and sincere. When he is around nothing else in the world matters. He is truly perfect but does not believe it.

i love you Chris (:

by firey06 May 11, 2011

chris

the maddest mungo goin, often very ammusing especially when intoxicated and has no problem scoring random girls.

"did you see chris with those chicks"

by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

chris

a cool dude who has played COD too many times and seems to pwn noobs with his eyes closed

dude i just got pwned by chris

chris is better than asians

by awesome 234 September 6, 2010

chris

the guy that cracks the jokes and everyone laughs hysterically. when someone else, ie a paul or a james, crack the same jokes, the common response is "dude, i dont get it"

chris usually has the attention of his fellow party goers and is often asked to "tell that story again chris!! please, its an awesome story but i cant say it right"

1. (joke) why did the chicken.....

(response to chris saying joke) - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHH MY GOD YOU ARE HILARIOUS

(response to james or paul) - ................. (waiting for punch line)

2. crowd - "chris chris tell that story about your botoxed balls again!"
chris - "you can tell them, its ok"
crowd - "NOOOOOO il stuff it i dont know how to tell it properly... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

by dogborevoja February 4, 2010