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The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird
Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”
The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.
Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.
Chris by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020
ayee chris you ah bitch ! ”
chris by ya motha ofc May 2, 2021
Someone named chris can usually only dates indians and is often South American or/and European. Often got mexican blood in them and don't like math.
Did u see that guy with the indian girl he must be named chris
Chris by RPG-7 May 1, 2010
Usually a big fat guy who ass crack hangs out all the time and low key smells like shit
Damn Chris's ass crack is always hangin out and. It smells hella bad
Chris by Bansh January 20, 2017
Some fat fuck that no one likes and is broke af and gay
chris is gay
chris by #Chris is gay May 15, 2018