Cape Cod

everyone who lives there is depressed, dumb, addicted to drugs/drinking, ratchet as fuck, and hates their lives.

“Cape Cod fucking blows I can’t wait to graduate and get the FUCK out of here”

by haksnkssnskndns October 18, 2017

Camnesia

Music festival of the year, Starring BLonde Louis.
Created by the students of Bishop's Hatfield Girls' School and Sir Freds.
Jelle, TH sqaured, Ema Rianne, Charlotte, Bryony.

Who's Emma? Tikeya runs Camnesia.

by emmaalikesteaa February 26, 2011

damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

Cane-slap

To smack someone with a cane, especially in the face. An action almost exclusive to old people who rely on such items.

"Ha ha!!! You just got cane-slapped!"

by Eriks February 2, 2006

Canecutter's Hernia

The hilarious process of removing one testicle and placing it outside the top waistband of your pants or shorts so it looks like a hernia.

Jimmy: Ever seen a canecutter's hernia? (Places one nut outside his pants).

Andrea, Justin, & Dan: (Dead from laughter)

by Justin Sanderson December 25, 2008

Cape Cod Gillotine

When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly

Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"

Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"

by LynchAn1gga August 6, 2009

cannelure

when you vomit a little inside your mouth and swallow it back down instantly!

I think I just cannelured!

by Balderdash121 January 2, 2010