Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016

Canoe stamp

Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.

It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp

by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015

canoeing

When you are smoking a joint, blunt, cig etc. and the ember starts to just move down the side of it.

"Dude, spin the blunt when you hit it, it's canoeing."

by jay17305 May 25, 2016

Douche Canoe

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021

Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021

Doge canoe

Elon Musk and any of his acolytes.

So what did the Doge canoe have to say today?

The doge canoe is paying voters to vote.

by Larry Loon March 30, 2025