Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.
“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”
by sloppywet May 08, 2020
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He is Megan’s boyfriend.
Megan: CALLUM’S MINE!!!!
Callum:I know lol
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The best boyfriend ever and gives the best kisses and cuddles and and will watch movies with you all day and make you listen to Eminem and eats too many chineses from work and pot noodles
Caitlin loves Callum because he’s the best boyfriend ever
by Craigggggggggg November 08, 2018
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This boy loves a neck. If he sees one, it’s almost a certain he’ll leave a mark.
Christ have you sent that girls hickey? Must have been a Callum
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Callum is a type of guy who flirts with everyone even if its his ex girlfriend and is a big simp, callums are usually somewhat tall but not very tough so dont be alarmed, they are very nerdy on the inside but complete opposite on the outside. their way of flirting is very different to others which may seem odd but it works. They are sexy and definitely a keeper but very clingy. Once you guys are over he will be the last person to get over it.
Person one: ooooo hes hot
Person two : nahh hes just a callum
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Callum is Callum with blue balls.
person1: who's Callum?
person2: idk but he’s got blue balls
by MaddieTheSexyMf October 03, 2021
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