California

A state in the USA. Wonderful place to live. I live in Novato Bay Area of SF.
1 beautiful weather
2 Shopping!
3 Sexy Mexicans, mmmm mmm Mucho Grande Taco!
4 The Bridge
5 the sea food, not that shit you call Red lobster Pfft!
6 My cute townhouse!
7 Can you say all over tan?
8 Perfection= CA
You don't like CA you suck

I love California. West coast, South side baby!

by Hollie_Babie December 19, 2004

Californian Chokehold

When a Female sits upright on your face and suffocates you with her vagina

Man 1: How'd Bob die?
Man 2: Sarah gave him a Californian chokehold

Man 1: May he rest in peace

by 2pacs of Eminem February 9, 2015

Dani California

The nicest girl u'll ever meet. She may act like a bully but is just messing with you. She is sometimes brunette and pretty short. Dani California, or Danica, is so beautiful, she looks like a goddess. Her smile can make a whole room light up. She is one of those people who if u piss her off, u better be quick to apologize and make her feel good. If you have one in ur life, please capture her and love her forever. She needs it.

"OMG! THATS A DANI CALIFORNIA!"
"She lets me call her 'Dani' or 'Danica'."
"Dude, she is... extraordinary."

by mileon<3 September 14, 2018

calfed

the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies

Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.

Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.

Scoob is a baby calf.

Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.

by Danny Nugent December 9, 2008

University of Southern California

Centrally located between Watts and Beverely Hills, the University of Southern California is the home of the Trojans, Fuck the Bruins!!! USC is also home to the rich and select poor kids on scholarship. Also known as the University of Sexy Chicks, this is a ridiculous misnomer, but at least our bitches are hotter than the ones cross-town, Fuck the Bruins!!! The weeks consists of sleeping through classes and eating "food" in the on campus cafeterias. The weekends are filled with sausage-fest parties, unless you happen to be a frat boy. And let's not fail to mention the soon to be three-peat national football champs. Also see UCLA sucks at everything.

The University of Southern California Trojans fucked the Oklahoma Sooners 55-19.

by Cheeks February 12, 2005

California cornflakes

Another word for cocaine.

My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.

by Trevor Harris August 1, 2008

Californian Popsicle

The act of freezing ones sperm onto his penis and inserting it into his partner till the sperm has melted.

Hey baby wanna Californian Popsicle.

Whats that?

Im gonna freeze the jizz on my dick and stick it in yer ass till you bleed.

Ive been waiting for a man to say that all my life.

by BryanNathanLukeDaniel April 24, 2009