Cracker Jazz

The bastardization of Jazz music into the White man's smooth jazz abomination.

I really liked this radio station until they started playing all this cracker jazz.

by ttomkat1 August 4, 2008

Cracker Barrel

A collection of white people forced to be huddled together in a small place, such as in an elevator or jury box.

"Jamal had no chance with his not guilty plea because the jury was a cracker barrel."

by The Quin March 15, 2018

Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka)

A white person, usually ignorant and/or racist, for whom the racial slur cracker - while capturing the essence of the individual's personality - does not quite seem to fully capture the extent of the individual's ignorant and/or racist behavior without being used twice. The word "ass" is therefore used to break up the dual usage of the term cracker - not only to emphasize the insult by adding an expletive (for example the way "punk bitch" is enhanced: "punk ass bitch"), but also because using the same word twice in a row doesn't sound right.

Often used somewhat under one's breath in disgust after having just made a point about an individual who is indeed a cracker, or the aforementioned cracker ass cracker.

white guy with a stupid grin on his face trying to sound cool: "for shizzle, my nizzle"

any black person: "mothafuckin' what??? shut yo fuckin' mouth ya little bitch! ....cracka ass cracka..."

The cracka in Cracker ass cracker (also Cracka ass cracka) is almost never pronounced cracker.

by jiggajoo February 6, 2010

alabama cheese cracker

when youre cock hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.

hey barney you want some toast....yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker

by glasgow rikki February 22, 2007

cracker

A politically correct racial slur against caucasians encouraged by the liberals, plain and simple.

It's quite ok in today's politically correct world for people to call caucasians crackers and get away with it, but watch what would happen if a caucasian fired the term nigger or spick back.....you can count on the caucasian being charged with a hate crime!

by Piranha May 17, 2006

Nabisco Cracker

A snack cracker made and distributed by the company "Nabisco", nothing more. Some use it as an insult, but they seem literally challenged. See urbandicks for more information on these people.

Nabisco crackers are a fun snack, especially at parties.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by John December 15, 2004