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Can's Ass

State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).
Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.
by Bleep-bloop October 4, 2010
mugGet the Can's Assmug.

Nigga in a can

When a can is only filled with black but if it opens it's eyes and mouth then you can see it
by Big dick madden January 25, 2020
mugGet the Nigga in a canmug.

Garbage canning

-Verb.
-To pop out of a random garbage can and back up a person in an argument.
-To interrupt an argument to back up a person
-similar to blackup
-Callum: Yohance has no penis
-isaac randomly appearing: Yohance is the best and he's better than everyone!
-callum: STOP garbage canning!!!!
by callum satank December 13, 2009
mugGet the Garbage canningmug.

Corona Canned

Corona Canned- (v) to become unemployed because some jackass ate a bat.
Dude, I totally got corona canned from my waiter gig.
by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020
mugGet the Corona Cannedmug.

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
by IfixYourass August 4, 2017
mugGet the paint cansmug.

can of soda

Can of soda is a sex posi- no I'm not gonna do that anyway a can of soda is a metal container normally in the shape of a cylinder with curves at the top and bottom and the top of the cylinder there is a piece of metal with holes in it called a tab that's use is for you to push it to get the flavoured carbonated water inside the cylinder also the cylinder can come in tons of different shapes and colours but drinking tons of cans of soda normally is not good for you and can cause tooth decay because normal sodas have tons of sugars and terrible stuff for you body besides tooth decay but if you don't drink a lot a can of soda is a great treat!
I have cheat days in my diet so I drank a can of soda.
by I'm stupid July 9, 2022
mugGet the can of sodamug.

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