Wheezy Cream

The mixture of latex and sexual juices that collect at the base of a condom while having sex.

I was going at it so hard I looked down and my stomach was splattered with Wheezy Cream.

by Losinc July 4, 2016

cream pot

Good for nothing bitch

“Stfu cream pot” drea said to her best friend

by Byecat January 15, 2021

text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Honey cream

When you ejaculate on a bee hive

Holy fuck he honey creamed, run before you get stung !!!

by Ligmaballs123456 July 24, 2018

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 1, 2011

Ghetto cream

Theme fat tubs of ice cream

Wow that’s a lot of ice cream
Me no that’s ghetto cream

by Brandon8716 November 3, 2020