Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

coolingbeatle54

Complete dickweed that will steal your girlfriend in a matter of 69 seconds

Xbox: Damn CoolingBeatle54 is an major playa

PS4: Ikr

by MrStealYoGurl69⁶⁹ October 2, 2018

Coking

The act of opening a can or bottle of Coca Cola and straight up drinking it in one go. The burn defines the final stage of becoming an epic gamer.

daniel is coking

by Oanity August 17, 2019

Cooling

Audit Jargon, etymology from the slang for the use of the word cool. Reference to or insinuation that a work related task is acceptable.

Showing acceptance of or tolerance towards a situation, activity, or required procedure.

Auditor 1: "I think that is dictated by your preference, I know <insert name> likes to sign off twice on her review so just depends if you want to or not "

Auditor 2: "cooling, thanks!"

by Auditor 2 February 5, 2021

Cooing pipe

Large pipe used to play a sensual melody for the purpose of luring a man to a designated location. Upon arriving at said location, the man would be met by a “Buncher” (see definition) where his Penis would then be removed and consumed.

The Buncher used her cooing pipe to lure the man to a secret location, because she was hungry for some penis.

by MrSaije May 5, 2021

cookieguy

cookie guy is a man of great wealth, his insane c skills make me drip and he yes

cookieguy is so breedable

by slamino May 20, 2022

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022