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are you cooked?

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit
Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.
by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020
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raz cooke

A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.
Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.

Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
by Narreik September 21, 2023
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Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy
Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin
by Jay-man Z-dog June 3, 2013
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Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.
I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.
by Patman888 August 19, 2016
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Dane Cook

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.

"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."
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Cooking Tree

The Best Cooking Youtuber alongside Nino's Home who known for nice recipes
Kim Searches "How to make great Recipes" on Google
Results: Cooking Tree
Kim: Nice
by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021
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Let'em cook

A request to give time to an individual or team that is working on something of importance and seem to be on the verge of a break through
Person A: This game game out broken as fuck and glitchy as hell
Person B: Everything comes out that way nowadays, look at the basics, see something great is being made here, and let'em cook
by anonymous July 24, 2023
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