Apple computer

A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not

by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020

pinewood computer core

the roblox game where noobs blow up a reactor

i cant find a pinewood computer core server where theres nobody trying to blow up the core

by piece of soup June 11, 2020

Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009

Porn Computer

a personal computer, either in the form of a laptop or desktop, usually infected with other viruses, for example cyber herpes, and/or is lacking in memory or in need of major repairs, that has been dedicated for the consumption and/or viewing of porn.

"Don't ever say I didn't buy you anything," said Joey, "I gave you a porn computer for your personal entertainment needs."

by mes1983 December 27, 2009

Find the computer room!

The annoying phrase Vector says when you pause the game on the Cosmic Fall level in Shadow the Hedgehog.

4Kids sucks.

*pause*
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!1

by Christina D December 24, 2008

Obsessive Computer Disorder

To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.

My father who has Obsessive Computer Disorder, a.k.a OCD, is always on the computer.

by NekoPocky July 7, 2010

Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009