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Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.
The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.
by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011
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Yo Mama Comment Section

On Youtube, a comment section where three go to post horrible "roasts" that give me cancer.
Just went to the 'yo mama comment section', and I think I have diabetes now.
by OffcenterGridd October 31, 2019
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Negative Comment

Anything that is said in a grumbling/depressing tone that will in fact hurt raid morale.
Wow redacted raiders name really keeps at it with the negative comments, "Whats the point", "Can we call the raid here".
by Casvartro June 27, 2023
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Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.
My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.
by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023
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comment buddy

The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.
John: Wow, Sarah has a lot of comments on Instagram.
Joe: Yeah, comment buddys.
John: Mhm.
by how2pee May 11, 2016
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Carney Comment

A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement
“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022
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comment roulette

It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.
She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"
by Sheila Montague September 21, 2016
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