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these niggas 💁🏽 ♀️
these niggas really be clowns fr , no life .. nothing good going for their self .. jus wanna waste your time DASSIT .
by moodahoe June 3, 2019
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A person who is humourous without intention, therefore is a dumb muthafucker. See rehab.
Matt: 'You fucking clown'
David: 'Am not :('
by Rock DJ July 4, 2005
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clown's pie

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clown's pie (n). A very, very wet
fanny.
"Finding ourselves alone in the
shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty
bade me descend to her lady garden.
After 50 years of widowhood, I found her
to be considerably aroused. It was
like being hit in the face with a clown's
pie". (From "The memoirs of Queen
Victoria's Ghyllie" by John Brown ).
by C February 24, 2004
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Clownshoeing

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Verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren't invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.

Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.
You are talking to a guy or girl and the clownshoer comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.

Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.

Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.
by TMoney34 August 16, 2010
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1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.

Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.

George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.

The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.

Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007
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emo clown

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Someone who wants to play a game in the Annoying Saw 1 and 2 (Annoying Orange).
Annoying Orange: You're kind of Emo, aren't you?
Unknown creature with a clown face on TV: No, I'm not Emo.
Annoying Orange: You're an Emo clown. *laughs*
by finalname07 November 26, 2010
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clown

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someone who acts like a total fool, a fucking idiot
That kid just slipped on a banana peal, what a clown!
by BFizzle December 4, 2003
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