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Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.
You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."
by Hamtown December 2, 2010
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Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap

An encouragement for urgency from one partner to the other, administered by placing both hands on the butt-cheeks and applying playful but noticeable strength (Note: the stronger the slap, the greater the urgency).
Typically performed whilst the couple stand giggling at the front door of an apartment, struggling to turn the key.

The motives for this technique can be affectionate, sexual or prosaic.

Not to be confused with a 'One-Hand Doorstep Buttslap'
Sexual -
Guy: "Man, I was so horny and she was taking forever to turn the key"
Guy's buddy: "Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap usually works"
Guy: "Yeah. And I left my hands there as long as I could. Even though her wriggling meant it took her even longer!"

Prosaic -
Girl: "I was desperate for the bathroom, and he was opening the door like an old man. So I gave him a Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap, pushed him aside and sprinted past"
by NorvenMunki September 18, 2013
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A type of shrimp used in the greeting of certain men
That Asianboy shrimp had no buttsecks D:
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buttslam

A practice outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

A humiliation ritual and form of torture in which prisoners of war were forced int arse to arse combat for the amusement of their captors.
"They surpass all my expectations for westerner's 'slamming (abreviation)"
by dan diesel March 18, 2004
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hello thar buttsekz

The greatest pick up line, can be made even more 1337 by adding LOL at the end
"So, why did Johnny fall off his bike"
"hello thar buttsekz LOL"
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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pookie butts

one who is in love with a monkey butts
pookie butts is sooo in love with a monkey butts!!!
by mr and mrs butts June 30, 2009
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buttslammin'

Term of enthusiastic approval, usually pertaining to something of relatively minor importance.
dude 1: Dude, they got cases of Papst for 8.99 over at Hagen!

dude 2: Buttslammin'!
by Skid Mark VZ June 4, 2007
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