teh blow

When something sucks beyond imagination

That new map in Enemy Territory is teh blow

by Misoooo July 26, 2006

blow your load

ejactulate

Fred saw a new BMW and he blew his load

by //* November 5, 2003

Blow doors down

What the rock duo known as Tenacious D had to do in order to defeat Satan.

adj. A state of intense hardcore rocking. Usually resultant in faces melting.

JB- Come on Kage, now its time to blow doors down.
KG- Im with you Jables, now its time to blow doors down.
JB- Light up the stage now its time for a showdown.
KG- We'll bend you over and we'll take you to brown town.

by Beezleboss1 October 16, 2008

Blow my nuts out

The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.

Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?

Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!

by TV CAR March 19, 2010

Below the hard deck

An age you will not go below when looking for a significant other. Coming in below the hard deck, in naval terms, means having a flight path that will bring you in below the hard deck of the aircraft carrier you're hoping to land on. This will only end poorly.

"Yeah, man, that girl's hot, but definitely below the hard deck. Going to have to pass."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."

by one_step March 1, 2010

Blow job

A sex act in which one partner exhales vigorously onto the other partner's penis.

My balls were pumped full of air after Kelly gave me a blow job.

by Not_Waldo September 10, 2018

The Blow

Slang term for cocaine.

I've overcome the blow.

by Fastbobcat March 3, 2009