Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch Hedberg
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John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
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Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
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A type of mental breakdown. When one's inhibitions of maturity, gained from years of life experience, are temporarily stripped away, this results in complete juvenile behavior such as cracking up at incredibly lame jokes that would normally entertain an undeveloped mind.
The only known cause is extreme boredom. When one is bored beyond belief, their subconscious mind must use its surroundings to entertain itself, even though there is nothing of actual entertainment value in the immediate surroundings, resulting in one exhibiting completely juvenile traits.
To treat a case juvenile breakdown, the victim or someone close to him/her must seek an outlet to quell the excessive boredom of the victim.
The only known cause is extreme boredom. When one is bored beyond belief, their subconscious mind must use its surroundings to entertain itself, even though there is nothing of actual entertainment value in the immediate surroundings, resulting in one exhibiting completely juvenile traits.
To treat a case juvenile breakdown, the victim or someone close to him/her must seek an outlet to quell the excessive boredom of the victim.
Josh was in summer school today and he was so bored he started jumping up onto his desk, dancing and making monkey noises. Josh must have had a juvenile breakdown.
by Dr Grammar July 21, 2009
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2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick
2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003
Get the break up mug."I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
by Rupert Budge March 21, 2007
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It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice
I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010
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We're going on stage in five minutes so this isnt going to be a butt break.
Get your ass working Jake, this isn't your butt break.
Get your ass working Jake, this isn't your butt break.
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